Dino Den, The Worst Dinosaur Exhibit Ever!

There is a brand new 2-floor section that’s just opened at Ham’s Crackhouse not too long ago to accompany the knock-off versions of The Flintstones and Jurassic Park dinosaurs that litter many parts of the crackhouse. Known as Dino Den, this section, with a very unrealistic Medieval background, will contain several dinosaur models that are wrongly inaccurate and unrealistically made as if they’re 3D versions of amateur dinosaur drawings made for a small children’s book. In his own bogus blog, Ham, in his own sick, delusional mind claims,

“Dinosaurs received their “independence” at the Creation Museum on July 4. Instead of being captured by evolutionists, they have been released to be able to have their “freedom,” as explained in a biblical context—which is the correct way to explain their history.”

How are evolutionists capturing the dinosaurs, Ham? Or is it just another one of your stupid, empty-headed declarations of ignorance, denial, and distortions of biblical context that promotes no freedom and no correct ways of explaining history at all?

The dinosaur models, shown on Ham’s bogus blog, are made by Buddy Davis who’s notorious for claiming to have allegedly found “fresh” unfossilized dinosaur remains in Alaska that were really fossilized after all. The exhibit also claims to have “real” fossil bones and eggs of dinosaurs shown along with the models. But are they really real, or are they just faked versions of fossil eggs and bones made to look real? Knowing their blatant dishonesty in what they claimed about, I’d say the fossils shown at the exhibit are all fakes forged from Buddy’s studio and made to make it as if they are real while it’s not.

The exhibit is said to also contain a badly built cast skeletal mount of a Triceratops that’s not as accurate as the real skeletal mounts of Triceratops as shown in real museums based on the latest studies on the dinosaur’s bone structure. The mount, as shown in Ham’s crackhouse, is built to portray Triceratops in an old fashioned pose while modern reconstructions of Triceratops shows a more accurate dynamic pose based on modern studies of the anatomy of this three-horned dinosaur.

The exhibit will also feature videos and a theater where tourists can go in and see a 12 minute film promoting the dragon/dinosaur fallacy which I’ve shown to you all to be nothing more than fabrications creationists have rigged up by taking ancient literature out of context and twist them to fit their young earth perspective and to make it as if they are accounts of people meeting live dinosaurs instead of what they really are. Then, the tourists will be escorted to a so-called “dragon bookstore” resembling a castle reading room where crappy young earth literature are being sold at, including a children’s book entitled, It’s Designed To Do What It Does Do, which is also made up by Davis (Based on one of his idiot songs, no doubt.) who along with Ham has made this book up to compete against Ten Little Dinosaurs and other toddler-style wiggly eye books for the minds of little toddlers, who are extremely vulnerable to be exposed at by even the most dangerous and venomous of lies ever spew out in front of their faces by Davis and Ham’s’ fairy tale literature.

It’s without doubt all made up to brainwashed people into believing the stupid lies and empty fantasies creationists made up about dinosaurs and to take advantage of the popularity of dinosaurs among children to spread such false and stupid arguments and empty propaganda for their own criminal ends. Thus, Dino Den is, without doubt, the worst dinosaur exhibit ever.

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